Weekend recap

Friday: Dentist appointment cancelled--Yippee! Partially clean house, do laundry, give Simon a bath. Get nails done. Come home and continue cleaning house. Find six credit card applications. Shred said applications, put shreddings in prepaid envelopes, and post on the mailbox. Play with Simon. Put bandaids on scrapes where Simon "playfully" bit a chunk out of my foot. Give Simon a treat for finally acting like a boy dog when he plays and not running under the bed like a sissy. Watch TV. Drive to Wagoner to have dinner with friends. Watch more TV before bed.

Saturday: Wake up at 7:30. Play with Simon. Continue cleaning house. Do load 8 of laundry. Get groceries. Play with Simon. Do loads 9 and 10 of laundry. Go to my 2 year old nephew's birthday party. Note: Two year olds do not want clothes as gifts, they do not have an attention span long enough to open 15-20 presents--once they open the cool toy, it's over, they do not want to eat cake and ice cream--they want to play with new presents, and they could care less who came to the party. Go home. Play with Simon. Go to Mom and Dad's. Play Skipbo. Catch Simon outside rolling in another dog's poop. Call Simon a "Stinky Pot." Go home. Give Simon another bath. Do load 11 of laundry. Go to the 10 o'clock showing of "Wedding Crashers" with sister. Go home and crash on bed.

Sunday: Wake up at 7:00 to Simon licking my face. Tell Simon to leave me alone and go back to bed. Wake up at 7:30 to Simon pouncing my face. Let Simon out to potty. Get back in bed. Wake up at 8:15 to Simon barking at the neighbor's dog. Put Simon in his cage. Wake up at 8:45 to start getting ready for church. Go to church. Make yummy tortilla soup. Nap. Go to church again. Make cinnamon chips for snack. Watch "Dr. Quinn." Put Simon to bed. Sigh at the realization that another weekend has come and gone.