Mental note 4

Note to self: Today is Thursday. Not Friday. Therefore, you cannot pack up your things and leave an hour early like you are scheduled to do on Fridays. Please also note that the disappointment that you feel after getting all the way to the elevator to go home, then realizing you still have an hour left of work is coincidentally a lot like the feeling you get when the ice cream store tells you they are out of the only flavor you have been craving all day. It. Sucks. Now get back to work.