There's nothing like going outside in the beautiful weather during your lunch to do your cardio workout (aka walking around in the nearest neighborhood), completely minding your own business when BAM! You look down and see a big splotch of white on your arm. What the?! I know it isn't what I think it is....oh...oh...you've got to be kidding me! Some nice little bird flittering around in the open blue sky decided to crap on my arm. Do I LOOK like a toilet to you? It is official--I hate all things with feathers...turkeys, chickens, birds--ALL of you suckers!
Needless to say, my cardio workout was cut short. I rushed back to the office building as fast as my legs could carry me to clean off the crap on my arm. :(
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